1 00:00:08,008 --> 00:00:10,594 Greetings, Bat-fans. This is Batman. 2 00:00:10,678 --> 00:00:12,430 And Robin, the Boy Wonder. 3 00:00:12,513 --> 00:00:14,348 And me too, Bat-Mite. 4 00:00:14,432 --> 00:00:17,977 Welcoming you to The New Adventures of Batman. 5 00:00:18,686 --> 00:00:22,857 Watch us wage our never-ending battle of good versus evil. 6 00:00:26,652 --> 00:00:29,655 Ride with us, as we chase the greatest array of villains 7 00:00:29,739 --> 00:00:31,490 the world has ever seen, 8 00:00:31,574 --> 00:00:34,869 proving that crime does not pay. 9 00:00:35,411 --> 00:00:37,872 Get set for thrills and action. 10 00:00:37,955 --> 00:00:39,707 Join me, Batman. 11 00:00:39,790 --> 00:00:41,959 And me, Robin the Boy Wonder. 12 00:00:42,042 --> 00:00:43,544 And Batgirl. 13 00:00:43,753 --> 00:00:45,546 And me too, Bat-Mite. 14 00:00:45,629 --> 00:00:47,423 In the super New Adventures of… 15 00:00:47,506 --> 00:00:48,507 …Batman. 16 00:01:22,541 --> 00:01:25,544 Well done, Giggles. That's a good hyena. 17 00:01:28,881 --> 00:01:33,594 Yes, sir. There's nothing like the sound of laughter to make a house a home. 18 00:01:35,805 --> 00:01:36,889 What's this? 19 00:01:36,972 --> 00:01:40,267 Ooh, what fun-tastic news. 20 00:01:42,436 --> 00:01:47,066 Giggles, my boy, we're going to be rich. Rich beyond our wildest dreams. 21 00:02:00,037 --> 00:02:03,707 Set point, Dickie boy. Service. 22 00:02:14,552 --> 00:02:15,594 Nice shot. 23 00:02:15,678 --> 00:02:18,597 I was lucky to win that one. You're getting tough, Dick. 24 00:02:18,681 --> 00:02:20,266 Are you really gonna hold me to our bet? 25 00:02:20,349 --> 00:02:24,061 I sure am. You're cooking all the meals for a whole week, my boy. 26 00:02:24,645 --> 00:02:27,231 Which reminds me, I'm starving. What's for dinner? 27 00:02:27,314 --> 00:02:29,316 What else? My specialty. 28 00:02:29,400 --> 00:02:33,153 Not peanut butter and sardine pie? 29 00:02:33,237 --> 00:02:34,154 That's the one. 30 00:02:34,238 --> 00:02:36,490 I'm glad we didn't play winner-take-all. 31 00:02:37,533 --> 00:02:39,326 Bruce, the Bat-Signal. 32 00:02:39,410 --> 00:02:41,829 The Commissioner wants us. To the Batcave! 33 00:02:58,387 --> 00:03:00,389 - Hold it, Robin. - What's wrong, Batman? 34 00:03:00,472 --> 00:03:02,474 Someone's been snooping around here. 35 00:03:02,558 --> 00:03:04,143 You don't think it's— 36 00:03:04,226 --> 00:03:05,978 Hello, hello, hello, Dynamic Duo! 37 00:03:06,061 --> 00:03:09,148 All right. Where are you, Bat-Mite? 38 00:03:10,316 --> 00:03:11,358 Ta-da! 39 00:03:12,651 --> 00:03:14,236 Bat-Mite, I thought we told you 40 00:03:14,320 --> 00:03:16,655 to stay in your own world and out of our hair. 41 00:03:16,739 --> 00:03:21,869 I tried. I really did, but it was dreadfully boring. 42 00:03:21,952 --> 00:03:24,496 Besides, you need my help to fight evil. 43 00:03:24,580 --> 00:03:26,332 Three's a crowd, Bat-Mite. 44 00:03:26,415 --> 00:03:29,335 But, but all I wanna do is help. 45 00:03:29,418 --> 00:03:30,836 Let's face it, Bat-Mite. 46 00:03:30,920 --> 00:03:34,506 You're a nice guy, but you're also a royal pain. 47 00:03:34,590 --> 00:03:36,550 All right, I'm going. I'm going. 48 00:03:36,634 --> 00:03:37,885 I know when I'm not wanted. 49 00:03:39,261 --> 00:03:41,472 Think we were a little hard on him, Batman. 50 00:03:41,555 --> 00:03:43,974 Don't worry. He'll be back soon enough. 51 00:03:44,058 --> 00:03:45,976 Come on. We'd better see what the Commissioner wants. 52 00:03:58,822 --> 00:04:01,367 Poor Bat-Mite was really disappointed. 53 00:04:01,450 --> 00:04:04,954 Relax, Boy Wonder. It's better that he stays behind. 54 00:04:06,205 --> 00:04:07,706 But not too far behind. 55 00:04:10,084 --> 00:04:12,711 This videotape cassette just arrived. 56 00:04:12,795 --> 00:04:14,922 I… I think you two better take a look. 57 00:04:24,098 --> 00:04:25,140 The Joker. 58 00:04:25,224 --> 00:04:28,060 Greetings, Batbrain and Boy Blunder. 59 00:04:30,646 --> 00:04:32,648 This evening, at precisely seven o'clock, 60 00:04:33,649 --> 00:04:35,859 I, the notorious Joker, 61 00:04:35,943 --> 00:04:39,571 will stage the biggest rip-off in the history of Gotham City. 62 00:04:42,908 --> 00:04:47,371 And I will do it right under your very noses, Batman and Robin. 63 00:04:49,415 --> 00:04:51,667 Doesn't he know it's not polite to point? 64 00:04:51,750 --> 00:04:56,463 And since you'll need all the help you can get, remember this clue. 65 00:04:56,547 --> 00:05:01,468 "Oil and water don't mix." 66 00:05:04,096 --> 00:05:06,015 Do you have any idea what the Joker's up to? 67 00:05:06,098 --> 00:05:08,183 Not yet, Commissioner, but we— 68 00:05:08,267 --> 00:05:10,352 I know. I know, I know, I know, I know. 69 00:05:11,770 --> 00:05:14,148 The Joker's clue, "oil and water don't mix," 70 00:05:14,231 --> 00:05:16,358 is full… Is full of hidden meanings. 71 00:05:16,442 --> 00:05:17,860 Good, good. Like what? 72 00:05:17,943 --> 00:05:20,738 Well, how should I know? He's the brains of the outfit. 73 00:05:22,489 --> 00:05:25,409 We'll get right on it, Commissioner. Let's go, Robin. 74 00:05:25,492 --> 00:05:28,412 We have less than an hour to figure out what the Joker's up to. 75 00:05:30,831 --> 00:05:32,249 Hey, wait for me! 76 00:06:05,908 --> 00:06:09,328 I fed the Bat-computer everything in our crime file on the Joker, Batman. 77 00:06:09,411 --> 00:06:11,038 Well, if you want my opinion— 78 00:06:11,121 --> 00:06:14,083 That's just it. We don't want your opinion. 79 00:06:14,166 --> 00:06:18,295 Now, the best way you can help us is not to help us. 80 00:06:18,378 --> 00:06:20,881 - But— - Don't call us. We'll call you. 81 00:06:26,345 --> 00:06:27,805 There's not much here, Batman. 82 00:06:27,888 --> 00:06:30,974 I'm afraid our investigation's running out of gas already. 83 00:06:31,391 --> 00:06:33,852 Gas! Robin, that's it! 84 00:06:33,936 --> 00:06:35,270 Look at this. 85 00:06:35,938 --> 00:06:39,274 "Scientist to unveil amazing new car tonight. 86 00:06:39,358 --> 00:06:44,321 Professor Julius Irwin will demonstrate his revolutionary new car 87 00:06:44,404 --> 00:06:47,116 that runs on water instead of gasoline 88 00:06:47,199 --> 00:06:50,369 at seven o'clock this evening at the convention center." 89 00:06:50,452 --> 00:06:53,789 - I don't get it. - What is gasoline made from? 90 00:06:53,872 --> 00:06:57,376 Oil. Hey. The Joker's clue. 91 00:06:57,459 --> 00:07:01,630 "Oil and water don't mix." He was talking about that car. 92 00:07:01,713 --> 00:07:04,508 Right, old chum. I'll alert the Commissioner. 93 00:07:10,097 --> 00:07:12,766 All right. I'll capture the Joker myself. 94 00:07:12,850 --> 00:07:15,686 Now, which button do I push first? 95 00:07:15,769 --> 00:07:18,313 Eeny, meeny, miney, Mite! 96 00:07:20,899 --> 00:07:22,776 Oops! Wrong button. 97 00:07:31,201 --> 00:07:33,704 - The Batmobile. - Talk to you later, Commissioner. 98 00:07:37,374 --> 00:07:39,293 Clear the way! 99 00:07:41,211 --> 00:07:44,047 Bungling baloney, Bat-Mite. Come back here. 100 00:07:44,131 --> 00:07:45,549 This will stop him, Robin. 101 00:07:49,303 --> 00:07:51,847 All I wanted to do was help. 102 00:07:51,930 --> 00:07:54,558 I know, Bat-Mite, but unless you stop interfering, 103 00:07:54,641 --> 00:07:56,435 we'll never catch the Joker. 104 00:07:56,518 --> 00:07:58,729 What are you trying to tell me, Caped Crusaders? 105 00:08:00,147 --> 00:08:03,775 We'll catch the Joker without your help. Do you understand? 106 00:08:32,387 --> 00:08:34,264 Professor Irwin is due any moment. 107 00:08:34,348 --> 00:08:37,226 He's scheduled to give a short speech, then demonstrate the car. 108 00:08:37,309 --> 00:08:39,645 That's probably when the Joker will make his move, Commissioner. 109 00:08:39,728 --> 00:08:42,147 - My men are ready. - Here comes the Professor. 110 00:08:44,816 --> 00:08:49,363 Thank you, ladies and gentlemen, and honored guests. 111 00:08:49,446 --> 00:08:55,035 Today marks a major milestone in automotive history. 112 00:08:55,118 --> 00:08:59,498 Here sits a car that will run perfectly 113 00:08:59,581 --> 00:09:02,876 on nothing more than plain water. 114 00:09:08,840 --> 00:09:11,551 Commissioner, I've heard the Professor speak before, 115 00:09:11,635 --> 00:09:13,804 and there's something different about his voice. 116 00:09:13,887 --> 00:09:18,392 And now I will personally demonstrate my invention. 117 00:09:18,475 --> 00:09:23,105 First, we fill the power cell with ordinary tap water. 118 00:09:28,527 --> 00:09:31,488 Robin, zoom in on the Professor's hand with camera three. 119 00:09:31,571 --> 00:09:32,656 I'm zooming. 120 00:09:35,742 --> 00:09:39,663 Jumping jewelry, Batman! That ring… It's the Joker's! 121 00:09:39,746 --> 00:09:41,957 Let's clinch this car caper, Robin! 122 00:09:45,711 --> 00:09:47,045 Batman and Robin! 123 00:09:48,463 --> 00:09:50,841 Holy goof-ups, Bat-Mite. 124 00:09:50,924 --> 00:09:52,718 You just blew our sneak attack. 125 00:09:54,970 --> 00:09:57,889 I spotted him first. He's mine. He's— 126 00:09:59,641 --> 00:10:01,852 Help! Help! 127 00:10:05,605 --> 00:10:08,025 So long, Dynamic Dud-os! 128 00:10:09,067 --> 00:10:12,446 Too bad your little friend decided to drop in. 129 00:10:14,489 --> 00:10:15,574 Look out! 130 00:10:17,367 --> 00:10:19,953 Batman, you saved my life. 131 00:10:22,956 --> 00:10:24,958 We all have our weak moments. 132 00:10:29,546 --> 00:10:32,049 We found the real Professor tied up in that shed. 133 00:10:32,132 --> 00:10:34,676 You have to get my invention back. 134 00:10:34,760 --> 00:10:39,056 It's not perfected yet, and under certain conditions 135 00:10:39,139 --> 00:10:40,682 it can explode 136 00:10:40,766 --> 00:10:43,602 with the force of a nuclear bomb. 137 00:10:43,685 --> 00:10:47,356 Smoking smithereens! What kind of conditions? 138 00:10:47,439 --> 00:10:49,066 That's just it. 139 00:10:49,149 --> 00:10:52,861 When the Joker grabbed me, I got bumped on the head, 140 00:10:52,944 --> 00:10:55,572 and now I… 141 00:10:55,655 --> 00:10:57,908 I can't remember. 142 00:11:15,509 --> 00:11:18,720 The Joker could have hidden that car anywhere in Gotham City. 143 00:11:18,804 --> 00:11:20,847 That's a lot of territory to search. 144 00:11:20,931 --> 00:11:24,851 We have to warn everyone. The whole city's in danger. 145 00:11:25,352 --> 00:11:28,855 I'm afraid that would only result in mass panic, Professor. 146 00:11:28,939 --> 00:11:34,194 Somehow we've got to locate the Joker and your car before it's too late. 147 00:11:34,277 --> 00:11:37,739 The only question is, where do we start? 148 00:11:37,823 --> 00:11:40,325 Greetings, citizens of Gotham City. 149 00:11:43,662 --> 00:11:44,871 The Joker. 150 00:11:44,955 --> 00:11:47,833 He must be jamming every TV set in town. 151 00:11:55,257 --> 00:11:56,800 Come and get me, boys. 152 00:11:59,594 --> 00:12:01,638 Why, that's our parking lot out back. 153 00:12:11,314 --> 00:12:14,901 When I fill her up, I don't mess around. 154 00:12:18,321 --> 00:12:22,075 But now, I present my new AquaCar! 155 00:12:23,660 --> 00:12:26,830 It's an idea that really holds water. 156 00:12:29,833 --> 00:12:32,669 And I'll sell it to the highest bidder. 157 00:12:35,255 --> 00:12:38,341 I've always said you coppers are all wet. 158 00:12:56,860 --> 00:12:58,945 Give us the car, Joker. 159 00:12:59,029 --> 00:13:02,157 Only for a price, Caped Creeps. 160 00:13:08,538 --> 00:13:10,957 Then here's our down payment. 161 00:13:23,470 --> 00:13:26,723 Now who's laughing, Joker? 162 00:13:39,110 --> 00:13:40,820 Hey, wait, Batman. I'll help. 163 00:13:46,117 --> 00:13:48,578 - I'll stop him. - Batman, duck. 164 00:13:49,996 --> 00:13:51,790 Whose side is he on, anyway? 165 00:13:51,873 --> 00:13:54,459 I don't know, but he's wearing our colors. 166 00:13:54,543 --> 00:13:56,962 All I wanted to do was help. 167 00:14:00,590 --> 00:14:04,761 Please think hard, Professor. Try once more to remember. 168 00:14:04,844 --> 00:14:08,765 What is it that might trigger your car to explode? 169 00:14:08,848 --> 00:14:11,101 I'm sorry. I just don't… 170 00:14:11,851 --> 00:14:13,103 Wait a minute. 171 00:14:14,062 --> 00:14:17,274 It has something to do with salt. 172 00:14:17,357 --> 00:14:20,569 - Now I remember. Salt. - Salt? 173 00:14:21,486 --> 00:14:23,989 Salt? Okay, thanks, Commissioner. 174 00:14:24,072 --> 00:14:25,907 Salt? Keep talking, Professor. 175 00:14:25,991 --> 00:14:29,869 If salt contaminates my car's power unit, 176 00:14:29,953 --> 00:14:31,788 it will reverse polarity. 177 00:14:31,871 --> 00:14:32,956 And? 178 00:14:33,039 --> 00:14:38,336 And the car will begin converting all the water near it into energy, 179 00:14:38,420 --> 00:14:40,297 until it explodes. 180 00:14:40,380 --> 00:14:42,799 The more water, the bigger the explosion, eh? 181 00:14:42,882 --> 00:14:47,137 Commissioner, bring Professor Irwin to the waterfront as fast as you can. 182 00:14:47,220 --> 00:14:50,056 Robin, if our hunch about Joker's location is right, 183 00:14:50,140 --> 00:14:52,976 we don't have much time to head off a disaster. 184 00:14:53,059 --> 00:14:54,644 We'll have to surround the harbor. 185 00:14:54,728 --> 00:14:57,314 Take the Batboat. I'll meet you with the Batmobile. 186 00:14:57,397 --> 00:14:58,815 I'm on my way, Batman. 187 00:15:17,751 --> 00:15:18,835 Guess who. 188 00:15:25,091 --> 00:15:27,177 - Bat-Mite! - Ah, you peeked. 189 00:15:27,636 --> 00:15:29,137 Never mind that. 190 00:15:31,306 --> 00:15:34,559 You've caused us enough trouble, so buzz off. 191 00:15:38,313 --> 00:15:40,899 Hey, you don't have to cry about it. 192 00:15:40,982 --> 00:15:44,194 I can't help it. Nobody wants me around. 193 00:15:44,277 --> 00:15:46,071 That's because you never listen. 194 00:15:46,154 --> 00:15:49,074 We have to find the Professor's car before it explodes, 195 00:15:49,157 --> 00:15:51,159 and we can't afford any more foul-ups. 196 00:15:53,411 --> 00:15:56,039 Come on. Don't take it so hard. 197 00:15:58,166 --> 00:16:00,543 Okay, okay. 198 00:16:00,627 --> 00:16:03,755 - You can stay on one condition. - All right. 199 00:16:03,838 --> 00:16:07,425 Promise me you'll sit still and not touch a thing. 200 00:16:07,509 --> 00:16:09,594 I promise. On, James. 201 00:16:31,700 --> 00:16:34,786 Okay, Bat-Mite. You stay here and keep quiet. 202 00:16:34,869 --> 00:16:36,538 I'm gonna take a look around. 203 00:16:50,427 --> 00:16:53,847 Oh, what'll it hurt just to sneak one eensy-teensy little peek? 204 00:16:57,892 --> 00:17:01,146 Robin? Robin? 205 00:17:11,823 --> 00:17:16,536 So, with a ridiculous getup like that, you can only be the Bat-Mite. 206 00:17:17,996 --> 00:17:21,332 And the Dynamic Do-Nothings can't be far behind. 207 00:17:25,712 --> 00:17:26,796 Come, Giggles. 208 00:17:29,466 --> 00:17:33,762 We're going to give them a little surprise party. 209 00:17:42,061 --> 00:17:45,315 Go ahead and laugh. I'm going to warn Batman and Robin. You'll see. 210 00:17:48,276 --> 00:17:49,194 Uh-oh! 211 00:17:49,277 --> 00:17:53,072 I forgot. Steel is the one thing that stops me. 212 00:18:02,123 --> 00:18:03,041 Hey! 213 00:18:05,418 --> 00:18:07,837 Welcome aboard, Boy Blunder. 214 00:18:07,921 --> 00:18:10,590 Joker, you have to give up the Professor's car. 215 00:18:10,673 --> 00:18:11,800 It's going to explode! 216 00:18:11,883 --> 00:18:14,761 Sure, sure, and I'm Santa Claus. 217 00:18:20,975 --> 00:18:21,893 Give that back. 218 00:18:24,479 --> 00:18:27,190 Robin to Batman. Come in, Batman. 219 00:18:27,941 --> 00:18:30,318 - Go ahead, Robin. - I've located the Joker. 220 00:18:30,401 --> 00:18:33,947 - Pier seven, berth two. - Nice going, Boy Wonder. 221 00:18:34,030 --> 00:18:35,740 - See you there. - I'll be waiting. 222 00:18:51,923 --> 00:18:53,216 Batman! 223 00:18:53,299 --> 00:18:55,718 Commissioner, we've found the Joker at pier seven. 224 00:18:55,802 --> 00:18:57,220 The salt air. 225 00:18:57,303 --> 00:19:00,807 That makes the danger even greater, Batman. 226 00:19:00,890 --> 00:19:04,310 The more water, the bigger the explosion. 227 00:19:04,394 --> 00:19:06,062 That's what I was afraid of. 228 00:19:06,145 --> 00:19:08,189 The waterfront is the worst possible place 229 00:19:08,273 --> 00:19:09,983 for the Joker to hide the car. 230 00:19:12,735 --> 00:19:16,823 I have to warn Batman that he's walking into a trap, but how? 231 00:19:16,906 --> 00:19:19,033 I don't know, but you'd better do it fast, 232 00:19:19,117 --> 00:19:21,953 - before this car explodes. - Huh? 233 00:19:24,080 --> 00:19:26,165 Holy nuclear time bomb. 234 00:19:33,047 --> 00:19:34,966 Robin's Batring signal. 235 00:19:35,049 --> 00:19:38,303 Something's up, and it's going to be me in the Batgyro. 236 00:19:48,229 --> 00:19:50,732 Here comes the Batmobile now, Giggles. 237 00:19:50,815 --> 00:19:54,736 In a minute, we'll have that Caped Creep caught. 238 00:19:58,531 --> 00:20:01,284 Wait a minute. Where's Batman? 239 00:20:01,367 --> 00:20:03,244 Right behind you, Joker. 240 00:20:08,958 --> 00:20:10,209 Up you go. 241 00:20:11,961 --> 00:20:14,130 No fair, Batman. No fair. 242 00:20:16,341 --> 00:20:19,969 Come on, Professor. Let's find that car of yours before it's too late. 243 00:20:25,683 --> 00:20:26,601 Robin. 244 00:20:29,729 --> 00:20:33,149 Get out, Batman. Save yourselves while you can. 245 00:20:38,947 --> 00:20:40,823 Professor, how do you shut this car down? 246 00:20:42,241 --> 00:20:43,159 Professor! 247 00:20:43,242 --> 00:20:47,163 There! There's a fuse box on the right side of the engine. 248 00:20:47,246 --> 00:20:49,832 There's a trip switch at the bottom. 249 00:20:55,421 --> 00:20:57,674 We have a lot of hot water here. 250 00:20:57,757 --> 00:20:59,509 Anyone for tea? 251 00:21:06,015 --> 00:21:08,726 Well, here's my special supper. 252 00:21:09,602 --> 00:21:11,437 Just in time for breakfast. 253 00:21:11,521 --> 00:21:13,690 That's okay, Robbsie. I'm starving. 254 00:21:16,067 --> 00:21:17,860 Well? 255 00:21:19,612 --> 00:21:23,366 I think the sardines add a certain tang to the peanut butter. 256 00:21:28,121 --> 00:21:30,206 Hey. Where'd he go? 257 00:21:30,289 --> 00:21:33,042 Never mind him. Dish me up some of that, will you, Robin? 258 00:21:33,126 --> 00:21:35,378 Sure, but I thought you didn't like it. 259 00:21:35,461 --> 00:21:39,340 Listen. Anything that gets rid of Bat-Mite, I love… 260 00:21:39,924 --> 00:21:41,718 Wha— Ugh. 261 00:21:48,182 --> 00:21:50,977 - Bat-message. - Some people never learn. 262 00:21:51,060 --> 00:21:54,022 But Professor Irwin certainly learned something today. 263 00:21:54,105 --> 00:21:56,774 He was so worried about looking good in front of others, 264 00:21:56,858 --> 00:22:00,945 he presented a car to the public that he knew was dangerous. 265 00:22:01,029 --> 00:22:04,365 Right. And he learned the most important lesson of all. 266 00:22:04,449 --> 00:22:07,285 It's not what other people think about us that's important. 267 00:22:07,368 --> 00:22:10,621 What's important is doing what is right. 268 00:22:11,914 --> 00:22:13,583 I learned a lot too, Caped Crusaders. 269 00:22:13,666 --> 00:22:16,085 Next time Robin cooks supper, I'm eating out.